Lila's rates : |
Incall |
Outcall |
1/2 hour |
£60 |
N/A |
45 Minutes |
£80 |
N/A |
1 Hour |
£110 |
£130 |
1.5 Hours |
£150 |
£170 |
2 Hours |
£200 |
£220 |
2.5 Hours |
£250 |
£270 |
3 Hours |
£290 |
£310 |
3.5 Hours |
£340 |
£360 |
4 Hours |
£380 |
£400 |
Extra 30 mins |
£50 |
£50 |
Extra hour |
£90 |
£90 |
Dinner Date (4 hrs - includes 2 hrs personal time) |
N/A |
£350 |
Overnight (12 hours) |
£700 |
£700 |
An additional £10 charge will be incurred for Outcall appointments between 10-20 mile radius from Newcastle and an additional £20 charge for appointments between 20-30 mile radius. Charges for Outcall appointments over a 30 mile radius will be quoted on request. Please note that pre-bookings must be confirmed by 10am on the day of the booking. |
Day | Times | Type | Location |
Fri 1st | 10am - 2.45pm | Incall Only | NE6 |
Sat 2nd | - | - | - |
Sun 3rd | - | - | - |
Mon 4th | - | - | - |
Tue 5th | - | - | - |
Wed 6th | - | - | - |
Thu 7th | - | - | - |
Graham
Lila and Ayla were lovers
They couldn't be bothered with boys
As when they were under the covers
They'd rather just play with their toys
They won't be impressed with your tackle
No matter how big or how large
They'll only just sit there and cackle
While the equipment they like is on charge
They are it is true very pretty
They're tall and they're tanned and they're toned
But if you get near to their titties
They'll ignore you and stare at their phones
If this seems to be quite disappointing
That wasn't the case as I knew
That for all their derision and taunting
They'd be keen for a five star review
So if you like girls who are sapphic
Give Lila and Ayla a try
I've tried to be frank but not graphic
And I haven't yet mentioned crack pie
Lila and Ayla are grinning
They know that I'm under their spell
I'm dazed and confused, my head's spinning
And I'm buying whatever they sell.
Haroun
This story has everything a tale should have. Sex, love, treachery, vengeance, magic, humour, warmth, wit, surprise and a happy ending. As it should be for my thousand and first date with Lila. Thanks for all the adventures, Lila.
Bruce
Lila, let me in, I wanna be your friend
I wanna guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
And strap your hands 'cross my engines
Together we could break this trap
We'll run 'til we drop, baby, we'll never go back
Oh, will you walk with me out on the wire?
'Cause, baby, I'm just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta know how it feels
I want to know if love is wild
Babe, I want to know if love is real
Barry
Her name was Lila. She was an escort. With a yellow vibrator and a dress cut down to there. She would drink coffee and steal my lighter. And while she lay there having fun, I'd sit and watch til she was done. Inside the crowded flat, they went at it like cats. At the Copa, Copacabana, the hottest club north of Stanley. Music and passion were always in fashion at the Copa, they fell in love. (Though she ought to change her playlist one of these years!)
ishy
Lila is amazing funny cute sexy and clever (thats just a few of her many personalities 😉) but by far her best trait is her naughty side wow 🤯.
Really enjoyed my time with her and will be coming back for more and more this girl is going to make me break my bank balance. I hope she enjoyed herself and i know she enjoyed the present i bought her. 🎁❤
Ray
I met her in a bar down in old Soho where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola. C-O-L-A cola. She walked up to me and she asked me to dance, I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lila, L-I-L-A Lila. Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up muddled up, shook up world, except for Lila. L-I-L-A Lila. Well I left home just the week before, and I'd never ever kissed a woman before. But Lila smiled and took me by the hand and said dear boy and going to make you a man. Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy but when I looked in her eyes that's when I fell for my Lila, L-I-L-A Lila. PS Can I have my lighter back please?
Macca
I've just seen a face I can't forget the time or place where we just met she's just the girl for me and I want all the world to see we've met. Li, Li, Li, Lila, Li. Had it been another day I might have looked the other way and I'd have never been aware but as it is I'll dream of her tonight. Li, Li, Li, Lila, Li. Falling, yes I am falling and she keeps calling me back again. Thanks, Lila. And thanks to Allure for making it such a great year
graham
Well, I woke up this morning as I fell out of bed
And hit my against some empty bottles on the floor
I was close to being naked, and my foot was still asleep
And the girl, she was there no more
Oh, what a foolhardy thing that I've done
Having drinks with that girl up in my room
For all my cigarettes, my lighter and my money have gone
I'm out of money. Oh, I'm out of money
Boy, some of those girls can be vicious!
Well, I staggered to the shower and I turned it on full blast
For the heat was killing everything but the smell
The room was like a sauna, for the fan had ceased to work
And now I've got to pay for this hotel
But how can I explain to the guy at the desk
That I was taken for a sucker by this girl?
For all my cigarettes, my lighter and my money have gone
I'm out of money. Oh, I'm out of money
Boy, some of those girls can be vicious!
...Taking a poor guy for all he's got
Using clever charms and phony kisses
But, hey, what's that? She's just come back with the lot! (Hooray.)
Now I won't get stuck here washing dishes!
For there she stands with a cheeky little smile
And all of my cigarettes, my lighter, and my money
Oh boy! I've got my money! Yes, I got my money!
Just another day with Lila.
Smokey
Double helix in the sky tonight
Throw out the hardware
Let's do it right
Lila
When all my dime dancin' is through
I run to you
Dan
Can't buy a thrill.
In the morning you go cycling to the girl who stole your heart
But you skid and smash your bike up, and you break a vital part
And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet
But the hospital isn't healing and they put you on the street
You go back, Jack, do it again, wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back, Jack, do it again
By the time you get to Lila's then you think you're on the mend
In her room you see she's smiling, and you're sure you're near the end
Then you love the little wild one and she never brings you sorrow
All the time you know she's smilin' you'll be on your knees tomorrow, yeah
You go back, Jack, do it again, wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back, Jack, do it again
Now you swear and kick and tell us that you're not a ramblin' man
Then you find you're texting Allure with your mobile in your hand
Your best girl will cost you money so you save it when you're able
In the land of milk and honey, you must put it on the table
You go back, Jack, do it again, wheels turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back, Jack, do it again
Graham
I would risk life and limb to see Lila. And today I actually did! I arrived battered and bruised but Lila was a great nurse and soon brought me back to life. What a star. Thanks Lila. 🙂
Graham
Lila, Lila, Lila, Lila. Do ya do yo do ya do ya. Know what you're doing doing to me? Lila, Lila, Lila, Lila. A beautiful, intelligent, resourceful, and adventurous person. Thanks, Lila.
Paul
Beautiful girl xx
graham
You keep me in your bed too long
I'm out of breath, I can't go on
I'm beggin' you down on my knees
To let me get away in peace!
So open up the door, Lila, open up the door
I'll give you another five dollar more if you open up the door
I love the crazy things you do
But nothing is enough for you
You've got to let me out of your bed
Before you kill me stone cold dead!
So open up the door, Lila, open up the door
I'll give you another ten dollar more if you open up the door
They told me you were downright mean
Always on the ball, real keen
But when you locked the door with a key
I knew you had it in for me!
So open up the door, Lila, open up the door
I'll give you another twenty dollar more if you open up the door
Thanks again, Lila.
Mark
Overnight with Emily and Lila.
What can I say, when I arrived the ladies were dressed as exactly as request and both looking fantastic, the pictures really do not do these ladies justice, we settled down in the living rooms for some drinks, the ladies were fantastic company and really good fun, things moved along at a steady pace, no rush and when the fun started both ladies were, yet again, fantastic and I will leave the rest to your imagination. The very best overnight I have ever had and cannot wait to do it again, when I have recovered.
Thanks again Allison, Emily and Lila.
Dave
Keep your eyes on the sky, put a dollar in the kitty, don't Lila look pretty. It's the light in her eyes. It's perfection and grace. It's the smile on her face.
Lowell
Oh I am just a vagabond, a drifter on the run. And eloquent profanity it rolls right off my tongue. And I have dined in palaces, drunk wine with kings and queens. But Lila, oh Lila, you're the best thing I've ever seen
Tom
I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind
She was my woman
As she received me, I watched and went out of my mind
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah, I just couldn't take any more
Thanks, Lila, great to see you as always.
paul
Outstanding defo be back for longer next time
Anth
Thank you very much! Please leave Lila review... my knees started skating, lovely presence, great body, nice skill
graham
Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my might she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown
Thanks, Lila.
Graham
I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
When it's cold outside
I've got the month of May
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
Lila.
Graham
Lila and Emily: a match made in heaven. Both beautiful, intelligent, adventurous and really into each other. These girls know how to have fun. It was a pleasure to see them together again. Thank you Lila and Emily. And thanks for the free donut!
Graham
Lila and Emily. What can I say? Words cannot describe it. They seemed to hit it off straight away. At any rate, it didn't take long for things to start getting a bit wild! It was lovely to watch them interact so enthusiastically. Thanks to you both for a wonderful time, hope to do it again soon.
Paul
Lila was awesome She's a keeper for Allure Thanks xxxx
graham
Feedback for Lila. Lila is a very special person. She is beautiful, intelligent, interesting and very natural. Great fun to be with, which is why I love seeing her. Thank you Lila!
Joe
She was unreal thanks best I've seen
Graham
Please pass on big thanks to them both for making it so special.
Phil
"Best hour and a half I've had, think Lila will agree."
Danny
Thanks Lila was fab I will see her again xx
Selbo
Selb thanks again lila great time xxxx
Selbo
Selbo thanks lila for a great sexy time xxxx
Selby
Selby thanks lila for a very sexy time until the next time xxxz
Joe
Thanks. She's a lovely women x
Scott
Review for Lila: Down to earth, had a great time! Scott x
Selby
Selby its the first time seeing lila what a fantastic time she is great until the next xxxx
Selby
Selby its the first time seeing lila what a fantastic time she is great until the next xxxx
Lez
Can you put this in Cheryl and lila feed thanks for the amazing night it was fantastic definitely the best xxx
Sai
She was excellent
David
lila:-spent 1 hour with the absolutely stunning lila.fantastic young lady with good craic . Great service & comms from office , 1st rate sevice all round . Many Thanks david
Phil
Meeting Lila is always a pleasure
She's just a normal down to earth girl and that's what I like
Details are private but suffice to say I keep booking her and I always leave with a smile and a kiss
What more does a man want
See you soon gawjas x
Phil
Jack
She is just amazing and good service xx thanks
Ben
My jaw dropped when Lila opened the door; this girl is unreal. Lila has an incredible figure, I could not believe my eyes. I booked a full hour and a half but I finished in a record breaking time of 30 minutes. No way was I leaving this stunner that quickly, so I enjoyed a lovely massage and the very pleasant company of Lila for the remaining hour. I would highly recommend Lila and I won’t look elsewhere xx
Scott
Thanks. Had a good time with Lila xx
Barry
Feedback for Lila: I had a cracking meet with Lila recently, she’s just soooooo cute!!! Soft skin, a body to die for, and a lovely girl to chat with too. A lovely hour, with a beautiful girl.
Thanks Barry xx
Dave
Wow wow wow stunning very friendly out of this world simply the best
Dave
Joe
Lila was one of the best girls I’ve seen in a long time very attractive sexy and good to be with and easy to talk with all round a really nice hour and definitely a keeper xx
J
Lila is top top top. So respectful, kind and lovely ahe made me feel so comfortable. Will definitely book again :)) as a first time i give it 10/10 thank you
Kas
This is the first review I am ever writing... don’t know if it’s a good thing thou to tell anyone how amazing this woman is. Fuck man, she had my attention from when she opened the door & I seen her smile ! made it almost impossible to leave. Don’t bother trying to get an appointment thou coz I might go broke 😍
Les
amazing time lovely personality GFE 10/10 les❤️xxx
Alec
Lila is a stunning young lady who ticks all the right boxes. Warm and welcoming personality and a treat well deserved. Take care. See you soon xx
Payl
Really nice girl, very cute V. Pleased I visited. Paul
Big billy
lila gorgous lady with a gorgpus body and looks lovely kisser and very responsive if you push the right buttons treat her well big billy xxx
David
Please pass my thanks onto Lila....she is an absolute stunner with an amazing body and beautiful eyes.....I'm really looking forward to my next meeting....
Mark
Another really nice girl, thanks x
John
Lila fantastic girl great GFE and although she is new she is so good
and knows how to make you very happy, she is a keeper for sure
and I will see her again soon, thanks
David
One amazing young woman, lovely body, cute little bum and a really nice, sexy girl, perfect GFE, I will be back for more, lads, you will not be disappointed, David
John
Lila fantastic girl great GFE and although she is new she is so good
and knows how to make you very happy, she is a keeper for sure
and I will see her again soon, thanks
Lee
Fantastic lady. Thank you
Ali
Wow loved Lila she was beautiful great and perfect attitude, very friendly amazing GFE. Defo worth seeing again. Thank you